45 Premieres This Week!!!

DVR it
How I Met Your Mother, Mondays 8 on CBS
Two and Half Men, Mondays 9:30 on CBS
Best shows on CBS hands down, Neil Patrick Harris and Charlie Sheen are funny enough to watch them all

NCIS: LA, Tuesdays 9 on CBS
LLCoolJ and Chris O'Donnel come to primetime in the new one

Modern Family, Wednesdays 9 on ABC
Ed Bundy gets a new show similar to his old life

Law & Order: SVU, Wednesdays 9 on NBC
Guest star Wentworth Miller (Prison Break), then it's off my DVR for the year

CougarTown, 9:30 Wednesdays on ABC
On the name alone plus Courtney Cox

Flashforward, 8 on Thursdays on ABC
If you like Lost, this one is for you

SNL, 11:30 Saturdays on NBC
No election this year but wow that show got funny again last year

60 Minutes, 7 PM Sundays on CBS
Sorry I'm a dork like that

The Cleveland Show, 8:30 PM Sundays on FOX
Family Guy, 9 PM Sundays on FOX
Funniest cartoon ever and the remix

Dexter, 10 PM Sundays on Showtime
More from America's favorite serial killer

For you, maybe
House, Mondays 8 on FOX - not a big fan of needles
Dancing With The Stars, Mondays 8 on ABC - belongs below, but hot women put it here
Big Bang Theory, Mondays 9 on CBS - Comedy filler
Castle, Mondays 10 on NBC - Odd premise that I just don't get
The Forgotten, Tuesdays 10 on ABC - Christian Slater on TV round 2
The Good Wife, Tuesdays 10 on CBS - Chris Noth and Julianna Marguiles, I'm just not that old
New Adventures of Old Christine, Wednesdays 8 on CBS - Elaine is still on TV
Criminal Minds, Wednesdays 9 on CBS - Procedural drama #1
CSI, Thursday 9 on CBS - Procedural drama #2
Grey's Anatomy, Thursdays 9 on CBS - More needles
The Mentalist, Thursdays 10 on CBS - The guy from Devil Wears Prada
Ghost Whisperer, Fridays 8 on CBS - Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ghosts
Smallville, Fridays 8 on CW - Superman is alive
Law & Order, Fridays 8 on NBC - Still on the air? Solid show, but I'm over it
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Sundays 7 on ABC - Don't own one, but you might
The Amazing Race, Sundays 8 on CBS - Still going and picking up Emmys
The Simpsons, Sundays 8 on FOX - 20 years and they haven't grown up or moved still
Desperate Housewives, Sundays 9 on ABC - Eva Longoria and friends one last time
American Dad, Sundays 9:30 on FOX - it's funny but not that funny
Brothers & Sisters, Sundays 10 on ABC - Calista Flockhart and Sally Field, woohoo

Why?
Heroes, Monday 8 on NBC - Too man heroes, impossible to follow
Accidentally on Purpose, Mondays 8:30 on CBS - Knocked Up the TV Show
CSI: Miami, Mondays 10 on CBS - Procedural Drama #3
NCIS, Tuesdays 8 on CBS - Procedural Drama #4
Mercy, Wednesdays 8 on NBC - Needles, nurses, thought ER was off the air
Gary Unmarried, Wednesdays 8:30 on CBS - I hate Jay Mohr (TY Jerry Maguire)
CSI: NY, Wednesdays 10 on CBS - Procedural Drama #5
Eastwick, Wednesdays 10 on ABC - Witch show didn't work twice, let's try it again
Brothers, Friday 8 on FOX - Michael Strahan in a comedy
Medium, Friday 9 on CBS - Dumped on NBC, wonder why?
Dollhouse, Friday 9 on FOX - There is a reason it got the Friday night 9
Numbers, Friday 10 on CBS - #1 show on Friday, thinking about math on the weekend
Cold Case, Sundays 10 on CBS - Procedural Drama #6

Back next week for Shark Tank and The Hills premieres. Does Jerry Bruckheimer own CBS? It's his birthday today so they might as well give him a share. Sorry, I'm just not a huge fan of all these procedural dramas. Click the TV link below for the past few weeks premieres as well.